twyll:

the AU in which Jim and John are actually just Sherlock’s imaginary friends because SHERLOCK DOSNT HAV ANY FRONDS. They also double as his conscience (bad and good, respectively).

Jim tells him to solve cases by using human bait and John screams “MORALITY MORALITY MORALITY” in his ear until something clicks.

They share a flat inside Sherlock’s head and own two persian cats and a bulldog who try to constantly kill each other. The pets, not the owners. The owners stopped trying to destroy one another when Sherlock graduated from college. Now they just make extremely passive agressive remaks at one anothers from time to time.

im sure this has been done already and if it has then teach me how to make it NOT SUCK completelyFUCK THAT MY IDEAS ARE GREAT